he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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