I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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