is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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