It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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