Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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