I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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