So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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