He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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