why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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