Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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