That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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