Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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