This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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