I'm really into asian looking animals
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
