Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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