i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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