no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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