Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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