super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
That accounts for only three of the penises
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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