seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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