pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
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