I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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