I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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