we have pet lesbian snakes
Can i not drive my cunt home
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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