There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
