You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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