Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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