I'm lost and stupid without you.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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