Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
The struggles of a small town man whore
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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