I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
return my video game
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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