fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
