i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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