when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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