I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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