brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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