when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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