guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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