You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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