DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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