Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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