omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This baby is an asshole
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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