told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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