i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
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