your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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