I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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