do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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