I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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