I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
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