2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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