Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
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