Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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